Travelling with Children

It's official. I am going to start my own airline called Kids 4 Free. It will be a great hit with all families travelling with young children.
How can I do this? I hear you ask. Simple - the baggage allowance for adults will be reduced according to the weight of their children. Can you see where this is going?

The reduced baggage allowance is to allow for the children to be carried as 'checked in' luggage, that way the parents enjoy the flight uninterrupted and might even get a sleep on overnight flights! Brilliance in it's simplicity.
Savvy parents will immediately realise the twofold advantage of underfeeding their children prior to takeoff; 1. they have greater baggage allowance and 2. the children are so weak from lack of food that they will create less problems for baggage handlers when being loaded under the plane!
It's truly amazing what the brain can achieve when laying awake at 4am in the morning listening to your children suffering the same jet lag-timezone change issues.